So What If It's an RPG World

Prologue

Prologue



“This is……”

I moved my neck slightly.

Don’t ask why I’m only moving my neck. It’s because the rest of my body is bound tightly.

Don’t ask me why I’m tied up, I don’t know. All I know is that Oyado is in the kitchen, happily making breakfast in a naked apron and with cat ear decorations on her head.

That’s right. It’s been like this since I woke up. It’s not because I have any special hobbies or anything.

It has to be because of the drugs that Ms. Mari developed. If I use the medicine to get some sleep then, until its effect time runs out, it is impossible for me to wake up.

And now Oyado has done this. Did she realize it after watching me for all this time? Being good at observing other people is an essential part of being an assassin after all.

But I didn’t expect that she would go as far as this the day after we arrived at the academy.

I didn’t notice it before, but now I can see that her emotional level has reached a terrifying 950 points!

That’s even higher than Aliyah’s normal level……exactly what happened to cause this?

Even though Oyado looks really cute in the naked apron and cat ears I’m not the sort of pervert who would lay a hand on his younger sister!

Even though she isn’t actually my real sister.

But since she already calls me big brother I can’t betray that relationship. It would be completely disrespectful!

“It seems that you’ve woken up, big brother~”

Oyado suddenly looked at me.

“Just wait a little longer~ I wasted some time because I wanted to experiment with some new cooking techniques~”

“Well……Even you wanted to eat breakfast with me was there any reason to tie me up?”

“It’s because the information in my memories tells me that this sort of thing can make youths around big brother’s age very happy.”

“Hey Hey Hey! What kind of information is that? Isn’t it too much? They’re corrupting children! Next time I meet the Smuus I’m going to have to have a talk with them. This is too much, to have turned my sister into……”

Before I was finished, Oyado came up to me and gave me a twisted smile.

“Even though you’re saying that, your body is telling be all about your real desires~”

“I don’t care where you got those terrible lines from, but could you take your eyes off of my groin? I think what’s going on really isn’t good.”

“Ahaha~ You aren’t qualified to say that to someone else, big brother. I can tell that your gaze hasn’t moved away from me this entire time~”

“……”

Well, it’s impossible. I’m a normal guy. How should I say it……it would be strange if I didn’t react to it? It’d mean I was gay, right?

I’m not intending to discriminate against homosexuals. It’s just that I prefer the more popular option.

In addition, when I saw the two slight bulges at the top of her apron, speaking as a guy I have to admire myself for acting normally.

“So then……if you don’t release me……there’s no way I can eat breakfast……”

No, there’s no way. No matter how tempting it is, I can’t do something to my own sister!

Even I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if that happened!

“Yes. Don’t worry, I’ll properly see that big brother is fed.”

Oyado smiled and took a plate off of the table beside me……it looks like it should be something like a sandwich.

“There’s no way I can relax……That thing……shouldn’t be a type of food that can be fed to someone?”

“Well~ I naturally have my own ways~”

With a mysterious smile, she took the sandwich off of the plate.

She walked over to my side, slowly opened her mouth and bit down onto the sandwich.

Eh?

Had you wanted to eat it……

I had just thought that when Oyado suddenly appeared in front of me and kissed me!

“！”

I was unable to react. Chewed bread, ham, egg and a young girl’s saliva poured into my mouth. My body felt like it was completely frozen.

“Hah……hah~”

When she had finished pouring the food into my mouth, Oyado finally looked up and gasped for air.

“It’s…… really……tiring……”

“If you feel it’s troublesome then just do it the normal way……”

“Doesn’t big brother like it?”

There’s no correct answer to that sort of question……

When this happens you can only keep quiet and look to the side, or the consequences would be too horrible to think about……

Eh?

It looks like there’s a name behind the wall over there?

When I take a closer look……this is……

……

Eh?

It looks like it’s…… Aliyah?

……

There’s no way to get out. I can only use the unique skill. I can see an omen of death being foretold in the stars!

“What the hell are you two doing!”

With a bang the wall on the side was broken down, and at the last second I tapped on the skill button.

It’s been a long time……

Flash Movement!

In the next moment I appeared in the men’s bathroom on the first floor of the library. Thankfully I was bored and looked for it yesterday. I wouldn’t have known where to go otherwise.

“All right……”

I swallowed what remained of the sandwich and walked out of the library.

“Now I just need to find somewhere quiet to eat breakfast……”